SOS

That's cute that you think its acceptable to wear work boots in public. I'm talking to you, boys! Those fugly, brown work boots really aren't doing you any favors. You know the ones I'm talking about! They're the shoes that you ruin your cute outfit with, the shoes that Farmer Fred probably wears while harvesting his crops. Let's take a closer look at this fashion don't:

Fugly.

Your boots are ugly. I would assume you are ugly too, but most fashion offenders, I've found, have real hottie potential. Ditch the boots and, trust me, the girls will flock. Unless your looking for a girl who's a self proclaimed "country" --- AKA butch --- girl, these boots are not the boots for you. Your potential wife will not find these tan atrocities attractive. There's a reason Big Foot doesn't make public appearances, clearly, he's embarrassed of his disproportionate feet.You should be too.

Please, to save the general public's eyes, ditch your boots in that dark, dusty corner of your closet (their permanent new home) or you know, the dumpster.